Joanna Litwin
Nude

Hold onto your quills, you writerly types, Joanna Litwin is not a literary winner as her surname suggests. She’s a Polish sausage pleaser, a blonde babe not ashamed of the gifts God has bestowed upon her, and she’s willing to share them with the moaning multitude. She’s been in only a few movies to date, but her latest, The Mill and the Cross (2011), is her greatest, in skin terms. This historical drama shows that people were just the same back in the day as they are today. Naked. Joanna goes the full monty in front of her baby, baring her milk-sacks to the child’s approval, and ours. She doesn’t stop there, going the distance with a beautiful bush shot and a firm behind that we can all get behind. Joanna you’re a win-win!